Absurdified

[Absurd] [if] [eyed]

When the object of discussion is so absurdly awesome that it deserves it's own system of classification - to the extent of which it is beyond doubt that nothing has ever come to close to this brand of uber.

(Note: Sometimes used as a pejorative when something is absurdly not awesome)

Alwaysrightus

[always] [right] [ous]

The state of blind self-concept propulsion that immediately puts your opinions and ideas above all others'. Makes for great conversation. I mean arguments. I mean losing friends.

See also: "Your ego is showing."